time of your life

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nightlifemingus:

thanks bro, you’re 

too

thanks dude, you know 

dang man this post just got really

 

yr right we should have set the rules to one joke

you realize this means 

oh it’s

this time you’ve gone too

, too far

sorry,  didn’t realize you weren’t having fun, bro

cause i’m having a

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dailydishonesty:

Wait, where did the sun go? This week’s guest post comes from the lovely hand-letterer and typeface designer Victoria Rushton.

mymodernmet:

Cat Beards

Photos of pet owners placing their cats in front of their faces, creating the illusion of a big, fluffy beard.

thecakebar:

White Chocolate Strawberries with Basil Sugar Tutorial

• {Click link for full tutorial and recipe}

A Step-by-Step Guide to Dyeing Your Hair at Home for Aproximately $10 and Only A Few Tears

emmysuhblogs:

1. The first step to solving any problem is admitting you have the problem. One morning, you will wake up and stare blearily at your reflection in the mirror, accidentally stabbing yourself in the eye with the mascara wand as you try to wake up. And you will realize your hair has tragically become the color of a burnt ombre death sunset over a sewage pond. And that is not OK. 
   
   
2. The next step is to identify you want to color your hair. And that desire should stay with you for days and days and weeks as you pass by the hair dye aisle at your local CVS/Wal-Mart/Convenience Store Death Trap of Choice…you will briefly consider stopping and buying that hair dye TODAY but will rapidly chicken out due to the intensely complicated labels, colors, foams, creams, highlighting sets, and paint-by-number kits available to you.
   
   
3. Approximately 1-3 months later, when your hair color now resembles putrid skunk in heat, you will finally break down and wander the hair dye aisle. Feel free to embark on such soul-crushing adventures as Would I Really Look Good as a Blonde or Is My Sister Shitting Me? or I Could Pull Off Sassy Red Head Without Looking Like a Vegas Stripper, Right?…before settling on a color that is only 4% different than your current hair color.
   
   
4. Everyone knows hair dye, like fine wine and cheese, only grows better with age. Feel free to leave that box of hair dye stewing and hibernating under the sink or in your closet for another 1-3 months.
   

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from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

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